I read in the news today that Snooki, the reality star from Jersey Shore was fined for being a public nuisance. My first thought was that this was not news; I'm pretty sure the world has known she is a public nuisance for quite some time.
I feel compelled to put my grocery cart away in the cart corral, hate crying, have a hard time saying 'no' to good causes, and love my 95 lb doberman because he listens to me. I make a mean lasagna. My children would be perfect if they would only pick up after themselves, and my husband loves me just the way I am. I am friend rich, but you can never be too rich. I love to read and envy those who can write well. Chocolate solves most of the problems that I have.